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Since the dawn of human history men have been hunters and gatherers, makers of love, of war and of politics. Life as we know it is shaped by chaps who have sought to leave their mark on the world around them... think of Caesar, Henry VIII, Darwin, Cliff Richard.

Blokes in 21st Century Derbyshire are, however, a bit different. Gone is the need to hunt a sabre tooth in order to eat, only people with no friends and bad hair go into politics and ladies now have things with batteries.

So what do blokes in 2014 actually do?

Well, oddly, they go away each May and ride motorbikes...

The Red Lion Bikers are returning and for our fifth trip we travel to Africa. Please fasten your seat belts, gird your loins and prepare to put up with the usual asinine and purile commentary as we embark upon...the Moroccan Adventure.

Wednesday, 14 May 2014

'Of all the bars in all the world'...

The coastal cities of Casablanca and Rabat are far more cosmopolitan than any we have previously visited in Morocco. The only downer is that being coastal the roads are pretty flat and boring so both days were short and featureless. Enough said...

...however, of note is that we have acquired a capable and willing social secretary. The role is new and a very important one carrying the responsibility for researching the availability and suitability of the best restaurants in the location we happen to be lucky in which to find ourselves. 'Mr Secretary' Paul Haynes has for the first time on any bike trip actually bought something called a guide book and bothered to find out in advance where the best places to eat may be found. We found this strange as preparation has rarely been a RLB trait. This new forward planning has served us well as we normally wander round town aimlessly til we find somewhere, or worse still... ask a taxi driver. 

For Saturday night in Casablanca, Mr TripAdvisor had selected a French restaurant to provide the repast and well received it was too. Well, mostly.

Sunday in Rabat was slightly less successful. The golden rule of restaurant selection is, first and foremost, the availability of liquid refreshment and, woe is me, Sunday night's Italian was dry, barren, arid, completely devoid of beer or wine. Paul's position was seriously under threat but in usual RLB apathetic style no one else would do the job anyway and so he lives to pick our grub another day.

As inconsiderate as it was for the Football League to arrange the end of season play-offs whilst we are here, Sunday afternoon provided top entertainment. Not only had the bar got a telly but they had the common sense to put on good old English football. Burton Albion at lunch and the mighty Derby later, the Grand Prix too. We didn't feel as though we could sit there all day, however, and went out for 45 minutes to buy Carpet Mark a belated birthday present. He is now the owner of a very heavy tagine... the perfect gift for someone on a motorcycle.

The end of Morocco is in sight... Monday we head to Chefchaouen, our last stop before returning to the cuddliness and cleanliness of Europe with its clean pint glasses and, well, clean everything.


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