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Since the dawn of human history men have been hunters and gatherers, makers of love, of war and of politics. Life as we know it is shaped by chaps who have sought to leave their mark on the world around them... think of Caesar, Henry VIII, Darwin, Cliff Richard.

Blokes in 21st Century Derbyshire are, however, a bit different. Gone is the need to hunt a sabre tooth in order to eat, only people with no friends and bad hair go into politics and ladies now have things with batteries.

So what do blokes in 2014 actually do?

Well, oddly, they go away each May and ride motorbikes...

The Red Lion Bikers are returning and for our fifth trip we travel to Africa. Please fasten your seat belts, gird your loins and prepare to put up with the usual asinine and purile commentary as we embark upon...the Moroccan Adventure.

Saturday, 3 May 2014

Fish supper...

Things get off to a bit of a wild start...

Yes, the old dear in the background was very impressed by the hard men of the RLB as we embarked upon our journey this morning. East Midlands Airport had known nothing so wild as the arrival of men from Ashbourne. We caused no damage to property but Monarch were slightly relieved to deposit us in Malaga... numerous passengers had complained about a certain Mr Lewis's impression of his Dexter cows whilst inspecting the inside if his eyelids. 

The more cosmopolitan of our number somehow managed to find our way into a fish-eat-your-feet shop... ticklish at first, so possibly one for you ladies but very effective and the fish have asked Richard to come back very soon. Apparently his feet taste better... to fish, that is. David Mellor need not get excited. 

Altogether a fab first day with a great group. Tomorrow, we get on the road for real, which is good as Torremolinos is a bit rubbish.

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