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Since the dawn of human history men have been hunters and gatherers, makers of love, of war and of politics. Life as we know it is shaped by chaps who have sought to leave their mark on the world around them... think of Caesar, Henry VIII, Darwin, Cliff Richard.

Blokes in 21st Century Derbyshire are, however, a bit different. Gone is the need to hunt a sabre tooth in order to eat, only people with no friends and bad hair go into politics and ladies now have things with batteries.

So what do blokes in 2014 actually do?

Well, oddly, they go away each May and ride motorbikes...

The Red Lion Bikers are returning and for our fifth trip we travel to Africa. Please fasten your seat belts, gird your loins and prepare to put up with the usual asinine and purile commentary as we embark upon...the Moroccan Adventure.

Thursday, 8 May 2014

If Carlsberg made long-life batteries they'd call them Brian...


There is always a day on every trip where, as Aristotle put it, the whole is greater than the sum of the parts and today was one of those. The ride from Erfoud to Boumaine was short, the roads were a bit boring and we all put on at least two pounds as a result of all the ingested desert dust. Despite all this, the ride did take us through rugged, bone dry countryside where you wonder how anything survives, through towns and villages where the women are burka-ed up and the blokes just seem to sit around doing nothing (yes, just like home), saying very little and not smiling much (which does seem to be a common factor throughout Morocco... I therefore invite all of the chaps here to bring their big moustaches to a Saturday afternoon in the Red Lion... they all look like they need a pint of Pedigree, a bit of banter and have obviously never met Hannah... though Dan, you might have to put the heating on for once as they're used to 35C not 35F) and where, back to the story, the burnished red earth lends its deep red colour to everything. Throw in riding through a desert sand storm, Heineken for lunch and you have all the ingredients for a fab day on our ever dustier but awesome motorbikes.

The hotel in Boumaine has a view which takes your breath away (some of its rooms occupy caves too which made one or two of our number feel right at home), and, joy of joys, we found a hotel bar in town selling... yes, the odd beer or two, and the meal back at our hotel was by far the best yet. The evening was topped only by an hour spent discussing life, the universe and everything in a bedouin tent. We are though still wondering if Brian has an 'Off' switch!


Thursday sees us moving on a short way down the road to Ouarzazate which is difficult to
pronounce but the ride does promise some bendy roads along the way and where we hope to find the best or possibly only sports bar in Morocco so we can watch the super Rams on the telly tonight.
A quick mention for one Benali Brahim, a
waiter at our Erfoud hotel, who has never
had his photo on the internet and asked if we
would oblige. Mon plaisir, Monsieur Benny


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